If a cow ever got the chance...

I feel pride, awe, and disbelief in equal proportions. This diary is the only site on the ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET* to contain the phrase exciting dick action.

Perhaps I should put a porn clip on here or something.

*as indexed by Google

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