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2005-03-14 - wah
2005-03-07 - Let's review
2005-03-02 - -
2005-02-16 - yay?
2005-02-15 - all apologies
2005-02-05 - I'm not necessarily back
2004-11-03 - I got nothin'
2004-10-11 - still mostly here
2004-09-26 - my computer is still hooked up so here is a one-act play for you
2004-09-25 - -
2004-09-23 - I'm straight and it's tragic
2004-09-16 - hypochondria in action
2004-09-13 - high on life, baby
2004-08-28 - people whose work ethic is different from mine
2004-08-22 - addendum to previous entry
2004-08-21 - all the vagrants will be sleeping elsewhere by the time you move in
2004-08-20 - upheaval
2004-08-17 - pass the bottle, see you later
2004-08-09 - -
2004-07-28 - embroiled
2004-07-08 - alone, agnostic
2004-07-08 - nothing doing
2004-06-27 - thanks brain, that really wasn't helpful
2004-06-23 - eHarmony thinks I'm unmatchable
2004-06-18 - dear god, it's perfect
2004-06-18 - oh, that's just great
2004-06-08 - arbitrary
2004-06-06 - "a vulturous boredom pinned me in this tree"
2004-05-31 - in the like bosom of the family
2004-05-27 - brownout on the Eastern Seaboard
2004-05-25 - blogger quiz
2004-05-25 - 95 percent
2004-05-23 - detox
2004-05-04 - mini hiatus
2004-04-25 - evening
2004-04-23 - happy
2004-04-21 - ransom
2004-04-16 - blah blah typing spacily
2004-04-13 - ah hell
2004-04-13 - I am the master of diplomacy
2004-04-12 - don't read too much into this PMS-fueled entry
2004-04-02 - fake travelogue
2004-03-24 - the things I don't say
2004-03-22 - regrets from yesterday evening
2004-03-19 - sometimes I feel like a slut, sometimes I don't
2004-03-17 - learning things that I should have already learned
2004-03-03 - in which I am possibly devoid of all human feeling
2004-03-02 - shut up and kiss me. or don't.
2004-02-23 - omg i really suck
2004-02-24 - I was lying about the Schadenfreude thing
2004-02-23 - all quiet
2004-02-09 - reincarnation
2004-02-06 - the bad-at-math tax
2004-02-03 - I am bionic
2004-02-01 - letters and sodas
2004-01-29 - I am making 0 puns about the weather in this entry, but still talking about it. Sorry.
2004-01-28 - Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!
2004-01-26 - the Chicago public schools and my apartment have something in common
2004-01-26 - make it last forever, friendship never ends
2004-01-20 - drugged
2004-01-16 - confession
2004-01-09 - attempts at sincerity
2004-01-08 - the best personal ad EVER
2004-01-07 - lefties
2004-01-06 - lightheaded
2004-01-02 - yo yo yo
2003-12-23 - menagerie
2003-12-19 - something else
2003-12-17 - burbling
2003-12-14 - -
2003-12-05 - there's a windy city in my bedroom alone
2003-11-22 - disjointed
2003-11-15 - unwitting experiments
2003-11-12 - I'd like to bathe the world in Clearasil
2003-11-10 - hey, you, stop being so OBESE
2003-11-09 - my dinner with cyril
2003-11-08 - "another day, another box of stolen pens"
2003-11-06 - "business" "casual"
2003-11-02 - acquisitions
2003-11-02 - weekend update
2003-10-31 - what I gave up
2003-10-29 - A to Z
2003-10-27 - sickness, health
2003-10-26 - Family-Style Road Trip I
2003-10-26 - briefly
2003-10-20 - VEG has a fever.
2003-10-19 - to be continued
2003-10-19 - to veg: I.O.U. one day of my life. signed, veg
2003-10-16 - "I wanted to dictate my own thrilling memos"--Esther Greenwood in The Bell Jar
2003-10-13 - v-chip
2003-10-12 - hubris, baggage, Kill Bill
2003-10-03 - get out much?
2003-10-03 - waffle house fight scene
2003-10-02 - worried
2003-09-29 - I just love beets
2003-09-28 - cheerful
2003-09-26 - sheepish, kinda
2003-06-02 - oh the drama
2003-04-26 - good luck and safe travels
2003-03-23 - more drunken chronicles
2003-03-09 - my enchanted evening
2003-03-03 - shiny
2003-02-28 - me, drunk (a field guide)
2003-02-14 - delicate flower
2003-02-12 - placeholder entry
2003-02-11 - What type of beef do you most like to eat with your friends?
2003-02-09 - pueblo pie
2003-02-08 - sex goddess
2003-02-05 - suckiest
2003-02-04 - back story with parentheses
2003-02-01 - columbia
2003-01-31 - horrible, yet liberating, discovery
2003-01-06 - quote
2002-11-06 - tank wars
2002-10-26 - slimefest
2002-10-26 - ode
2002-10-23 - safe
2002-10-22 - running the numbers
2002-10-14 - Niice kitty. Down kitty.
2002-10-09 - I really must put more effort into these titles
2002-10-03 - oh my god that was dumb
2002-10-01 - in which I am actually being sincere
2002-09-29 - kale
2002-09-20 - alcohol-soaked entry
2002-09-18 - affectations
2002-09-15 - we are regressing as a society
2002-09-12 - complaints, laundry
2002-09-06 - introducing... Slumlord
2002-08-24 - amnesia insurance
2002-08-20 - acupuncture and snarky meat musings
2002-08-18 - logistics
2002-08-18 - spam
2002-08-18 - no buddies
2002-08-14 - 150 years of farmer genetics
2002-08-11 - my tiny blue-pencil kingdom
2002-08-10 - high-powered corporate executive
2002-08-08 - [email protected]
2002-08-05 - maybe if she'd been a chow-chow
2002-08-04 - Mira
2002-08-01 - the apartment retaliates
2002-07-31 - capitalizing the Important Words
2002-07-29 - cry for help
2002-07-26 - country living
2002-07-24 - the birkenstock incident
2002-07-22 - Tenant agrees
2002-07-19 - four stomachs
2002-07-18 - feeling grateful and slightly Marxist
2002-07-18 - this is Thursday, right?
2002-07-17 - apartment apartment apartment apartment
2002-07-12 - I dislike midget dogs
2002-07-09 - ...in which I realize it's my problem...
2002-07-08 - the vegans are coming! the vegans are coming!
2002-06-28 - ta
2002-06-27 - fun with puncture wounds!
2002-06-23 - perverse things to do with Chex
2002-06-21 - I can't decide what to call this entry
2002-06-18 - soylent green is... microwaveable
2002-06-13 - ow ow
2002-06-12 - blue
2002-06-11 - ex-ex-ex-gays
2002-06-10 - an update
2002-06-06 - self-absorption makes me stupid
2002-06-04 - fun with OBESITY!
2002-06-03 - warped
2002-06-01 - little boxes with clickable links
2002-05-31 - Laura Bush is really asinine
2002-05-29 - PS: I am not a crackpot
2002-05-27 - entry written in between laundering everything
2002-05-23 - fun with snot
2002-05-20 - no pro, no con
2002-05-20 - describe the employee's workday in less than thirty words
2002-05-18 - agoraphobia
2002-05-16 - if this was a poem, it would be called "Untitled"
2002-05-15 - i have qualms
2002-05-14 - cryptic, sorry
2002-05-13 - he's Poochie, the rockin' dog!
2002-05-10 - requisite occasional "snotty vegan" entry
2002-05-09 - temporal problems
2002-05-08 - why I shouldn't breed
2002-05-07 - the pitfalls of lunch
2002-05-06 - how I broke my liver
2002-05-05 - delete later
2002-05-04 - kimchee and tulips
2002-05-03 - not Bambi's mother, but still.
2002-05-02 - complex unethical transactions
2002-05-01 - fat
2002-04-29 - i like bulleted lists
2002-04-27 - more mature than me
2002-04-26 - my boyfriend is distressed on behalf of vegans everywhere
2002-04-25 - in which I quickly descend to new levels of bitterness and vitriol
2002-04-24 - pick me, Jeopardy, I'm ever so smart
2002-04-22 - "I said, 'I must be fine cause my heart's still beating...' "
2002-04-17 - can't stand heat, getting out of kitchen
2002-04-17 - boring water saga
2002-04-15 - feeling better
2002-04-13 - diaryland: because shrinks are really expensive
2002-04-12 - extra chunky
2002-04-11 - this entry contains no spelling or grammatical errors, but it frightens me
2002-04-10 - she's damn lucky I'm a morning person
2002-04-09 - higher learning
2002-04-08 - reader, I married him
2002-04-06 - 753-Word Elegy for Someone I Didn't Know Too Well But Probably Should Have and Will Miss Anyway
2002-04-04 - apology
2002-03-28 - a great battle
2002-03-27 - my hypothetical child
2002-03-26 - hey four-eyes
2002-03-26 - survey!
2002-03-25 - worst entry ever
2002-03-23 - I Heart Burger King
2002-03-21 - the ends of some stories
2002-03-20 - ill-fitting corporate attire
2002-03-19 - a traitor to my side
2002-03-19 - can't sleep, clown will eat me
2002-03-18 - I'm a poet. I know it. Hope I don't blow it.
2002-03-17 - good day
2002-03-16 - phone tag
2002-03-14 - cheer
2002-03-10 - fried lasagna
2002-03-06 - introducing... The Family
2002-03-06 - it's what's for dinner
2002-03-05 - The Amazing Vasily and lots of whiskey
2002-02-26 - conqueror (good buddy part ii)
2002-02-26 - ten-four, good buddy
2002-02-25 - hiccups
2002-02-24 - the brother
2002-02-20 - smoky treats
2002-02-14 - delusions of grandeur
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