If a cow ever got the chance...

Also, I am currently NUMBER ONE on the ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET when you Google "eHarmony" and "unmatchable".

I am so great.

You may send flowers, outre sexual propositions, and quotations from the Bible to prove I am going to hell (alone and unmatchable) here.

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