If a cow ever got the chance...

In Chicago Reader's Missed Connections:

You: Hispanic male in red Astrovan with open passenger window; drove by bus stop twice, exposed yourself on second round to two young women waiting for bus. I was the one who didn't report you to police. I thought we had something.

People are so weird.

Just had phone sex with Mr. NY One-Afternoon-Stand (who couldn't believe I didn't run screaming at the whole idea of discussing nookie over the phone). I should have slept with him in college, instead of his roommate--maybe we could have gotten over our mutual neuroses. Oh well. Sometimes We All Make Bad Choices.

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