If a cow ever got the chance...

The single assiest paragraph I have ever received from My Company:

"We are introducing a number of significant changes to the medical plans for 2004... Certainly, the prospect of double-digit cost increases influenced our adoption of some of the changes we are introducing in 2004. But more important than cost is the need to fundamentally change the way individuals interact with the medical care system. In order for [The Company] to continue to provide comprehensive, affordable coverage, everyone needs to assume responsibility--for the compromises they are willing to make when electing a medical plan option, in where and when they seek care, and for changing their habits and adopting healthier lifestyles."

I told you; it really does say "hey you, stop being so OBESE." IS that why they're charging me forty dollars every time I interact with the medical care system?

Still, there is a limit to how pissy I can be right now, because there is apple crisp in the oven. And here, at the computer, there are craisins. How bad can life be when it contains craisins?

OK, that's all I have right now. More interesting later, maybe.

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