If a cow ever got the chance...

My parents spent an hour yelling at me ("I'll clean the stove top so you Won't Have to Be EMBARRASSED", "You're never going to get your security deposit back") and then speed-packed my entire apartment in about five hours under my increasingly exhausted direction. I am eternally grateful.

I packed the underwear/sex toy drawer but forgot about the closet. Here is the one-act play:

My dad: What's this thing?

Me: (beat) A bong.

(We laugh.)

My mom (from the kitchen): What's going on?

Me and my dad (simultaneously): Nothing.

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