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the bad-at-math tax
2004-02-06 @ 7:10 p.m.

I really like this Friday night home alone thing... no expectations, no work for another sixty hours, nothing that has to be accomplished at the moment. This is actually the first weekend in at least two months in which I don't have any plans, and the prospect fills me with joy. Tonight: drinking tequila and grapefruit soda, watching Scarface--which embarrassingly I have never seen--waiting to see if I win the lottery tonight.

Found a ten-dollar bill in the elevator yesterday and a dime on the floor of my cube today, which if this ratio of diminishing returns holds, means I stand to win 1/10th of a cent tonight. I'm holding out for $100 million.

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