If a cow ever got the chance...

Oh god. How embarrassing. I hope I didn't spend the whole evening leering at him.

Definite problems ensue when you try to self-medicate for shyness with alcohol.

It's such a good thing I'm not a guy. I would have been Mr. Frat, downing Jack-and-Cokes and thinking I'm the hottest thing in the bar. "Hey baby, that dress would look great on my bedroom floor." Ew. And like high-fiving my asshole friends and harassing the bartender.

Well, I didn't do any of that last night. And I didn't actually say anything inappropriate to Cyril... I didn't even really want to hit on him, I just thought it might be fun to do so... a Really Bad Idea. I do turn a little bit slimy when marinated in alcohol. Have to watch that. Well, at least I'm not a mean drunk.

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