If a cow ever got the chance...

Man, I don't log on for one day and the Internet falls apart... the first thing I checked this morning was my Diaryland buddy list, but to my chagrin all my favorite diaries were gone... After the horror subsided I tried to add everyone back, using a Google cache of my profile page, but it didn't take! The thirty or so diaries that I typed in just didn't show up...

After that I tried to check my Hotmail account. Stupid Hotmail. In the approximately 37 hours since I last checked it, I had received 47 e-mails in my inbox (ONE was legitimate) and 98 new e-mails in the Junk Mail folder. I can't take it anymore! I don't want a larger penis or a new mortgage! I'm going to get a new e-mail address as soon as I um, get a legal Internet connection. Yeah.

Something more interesting later, perhaps.

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